Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
