talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
And then my night got REAL pukey
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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