The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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