Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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