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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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