Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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