I'm jealous of your bromance
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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