Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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