I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
