What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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