I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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