Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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