I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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