I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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