I just made out with a guy for $7.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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