he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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