how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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