I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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