im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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