It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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