But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
