can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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