she was so not down for the gang bang
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
