can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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