if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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