i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
