Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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