it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I am naked and annoyed.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Randomize
