I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
