we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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