we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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