is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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