We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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