Don't you send me to vm
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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