I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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