GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Randomize
