we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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