i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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