he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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