Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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