I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
She needs sedatives and a leash
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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