Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
