She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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