The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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