i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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