Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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