I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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