OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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