whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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