You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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