i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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