just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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