nut hugger
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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