Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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