This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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