hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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