it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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